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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ah, Audubon. My personal favorite.

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(SMOOCHES)

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(MUFFLED GROANING)

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Sorry about the intrusion, sir,
but at least you've been ransacked

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by a man of impeccable taste.

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(BATARANGS WHIZZING)

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BOTH: Huh?

9
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Two days out of prison and you're
back to your old games, Penguin?

10
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You again, and again and again!

11
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(GAS HISSING)

12
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(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

13
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(GASPS)

14
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(SCREAMS)

15
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(GROANS)

16
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No!

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(HUMMING)

18
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So today's the day, huh?

19
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Planning on making a big splash?

20
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No need.
They never forget the true elite.

21
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Well, they got a lot to remember you by.

22
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Ah, but this time, I'll reclaim my perch
in high society as an upstanding bird.

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I've learned my lesson. Never again.

24
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(GRUNTS)

25
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Come. The cream of society awaits.

26
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A limousine is no doubt at the ready.

27
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GUARD: Oh, what's the matter, Penguin?

28
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Maybe the cream of society
has curdled, huh? (CHUCKLES)

29
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- (GROANS)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

30
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(EXCLAIMS)

31
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You coming or not?
I got a schedule, you know.

32
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And a lovely disposition to go with it.

33
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Well, this is hardly the style
to which I am accustomed.

34
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Glad you like it.

35
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

36
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VERONICA: I'm slipping, Pierce.

37
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Only 24 invitations this month.

38
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My dear, you're practically out.

39
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It's high time you threw a party.

40
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And make it the biggest bash ever.

41
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Yes, yes, but how?

42
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I'm out of charities
until spring at least,

43
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and there are
no interesting celebrities.

44
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Hmm.

45
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Remember when the Joker crashed
Muffy Van Alten's last affair?

46
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He robbed us blind,
but hey, what a giggle.

47
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Yeah, it was amusing.
But the Joker's yesterday's news.

48
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Then have a peek at today's.

49
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Ooh.

50
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I love it!

51
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I'd best prepare myself
for the welcoming throngs.

52
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Well, fellow rogues,
it's great to be back.

53
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If you're trying to surprise me,
you're doing an excellent job.

54
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Say, who's there? Two-Face? Croc?

55
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Joker, old shoe.

56
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BATMAN: None of the above, Penguin.

57
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Oh, no! Not you.

58
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Get used to it.

59
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Wherever you go,
I'll be right behind you.

60
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Precisely where you belong.

61
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But you needn't bother.
Haven't you heard? I've reformed.

62
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Paid my debt to society and all that.

63
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We'll see.

64
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I just came to tell you
to keep your beak clean.

65
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As long as you're here,

66
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won't you stay for a cappuccino?

67
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(COUGHING)

68
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Just what I need, a bat in my belfry.

69
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(PHONE RINGING)

70
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Hold on. Hold on, I'm coming. Hello.

71
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Mr. Cobblepot? Veronica Vreeland here.

72
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Veronica Vreeland?

73
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The Veronica Vreeland?

74
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Yes. And I'm sure there's
only one Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.

75
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I've so wanted to meet you.

76
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You have?

77
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Are you free for dinner tomorrow?
7:00-ish at Angelo's?

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<i>They do a darling calamari.</i>

79
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Oh, <i>certainement,</i> my dear.
I'll see you there.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

81
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(PENGUIN LAUGHING)

82
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And get this.

83
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Then I said,
"But, Warden, those aren't my pants."

84
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(LAUGHING)

85
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(LAUGHS)

86
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Oh, Ozzie, you are such a rogue.

87
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(GULPS)

88
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Ah, <i>si, signore,</i> a table for two?

89
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Is that who I think it is?

90
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Come along, Binky. We've already
been robbed once this year.

91
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(HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

92
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Such an enchanting evening.

93
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But tell me, my dear,
what are you hatching?

94
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Whatever do you mean?

95
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There's more to our encounter
than meets my eagle eye, isn't there?

96
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Why, Oswald,
how could you think such a thing?

97
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I've always been captivated
by your... Your rapacious wit.

98
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Not to mention that fine Roman nose.

99
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Naturally. Come, let us fly, my dove.

100
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<i>Garçon,</i> the check, if you please.

101
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With respect, <i>signore,</i> the management
offers the meal with his compliments

102
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if you will just leave.

103
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They seem to know you quite well.
Have you eaten here before?

104
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I've been known to stop by
for a quick carryout.

105
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Hey, I smell money.

106
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By the by, Ozzie, in two days,
I'm throwing a small do,

107
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intimate almost, just 100 or so
of my dearest friends.

108
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I'd be delighted.
You are inviting me, aren't you?

109
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Yes!

110
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Okay, you know the drill, fatso.
Wallet, jewels, cough them up.

111
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You insolent curs.
Don't you know who I am?

112
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Not with that ugly mask you're wearing.

113
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Take him, boys.

114
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<i>En garde!</i>

115
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(GROWLS)

116
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(GROANS)

117
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(CHUCKLES)

118
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(SCREAMS)

119
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That's too fine a collar
for a mongrel like you.

120
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(PENGUIN GROANING)

121
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(GASPS)

122
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(BATMAN PUNCHING)

123
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(SCREAMING)

124
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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

125
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Come on, you rotten...

126
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(THUG STRAINING)

127
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(STRAINING)

128
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I knew you couldn't stay clean
for more than one day.

129
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Let him go. He didn't do anything.
It was those brutes.

130
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He wasn't with them?

131
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That's right, you vulgar vigilante.

132
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In my day, I associated with
a much higher class of riffraff.

133
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I'm so sorry, Ozzie.

134
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As long as you weren't bruised,
my peach.

135
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"Peach"?

136
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Why don't you be a good masked man
and ride off into the night.

137
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This time, I'll clean up after you.

138
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,377
PIERCE: He fenced with his umbrella?
How droll.

139
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,463
This Penguin will
absolutely make your party.

140
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,841
You know, it was
quite touching actually.

141
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,760
It's not often that a man
rushes to my rescue.

142
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Unfortunately, he wants to see me again.

143
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,473
Who's that, Veronica?

144
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,799
I've heard you're running around
with a dangerous crowd.

145
00:11:26,101 --> 00:11:27,811
Well, keep it under your hat, Brucie,

146
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,439
but, I've just snagged
the Penguin for my party.

147
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:31,523
Why?

148
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PIERCE: For the entertainment, dodo.

149
00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:38,197
Can't you just see their faces
when that stuffed capon waddles in?

150
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,532
I'd think twice if I were you.

151
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,826
Oh, lighten up, Wayne.

152
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After all, he is NOKD.

153
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"Not our kind, dear."

154
00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:54,338
Better be careful that your little joke
doesn't come home to roost.

155
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(SINGING)

156
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,202
(SINGING ALONG)

157
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

158
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(CHUCKLING)

159
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So you're the president
of Gotham First Federal.

160
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,335
I hope you've beefed up your security.

161
00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:19,381
Those time locks were easy
to circumnavigate, as I recall.

162
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,592
Sir, you leave me at a loss for words.

163
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I certainly left you
at a loss for funds.

164
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(LAUGHS)

165
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Lovely dress. Prison chic?

166
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Makes her look like
a gathering of Cell Block 3. (CHUCKLES)

167
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:38,692
Say, isn't that Mayor Hill? Hey, Hammy!

168
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:41,278
He's beautiful.

169
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,864
Can you imagine tomorrow's papers?

170
00:13:44,197 --> 00:13:47,576
There's not enough ink
to print all his faux pas. (CHUCKLES)

171
00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:51,455
I don't know, Pierce.
I've got a bad feeling about this.

172
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,510
Admiring the Vreeland jewelry,
Mr. Cobblepot?

173
00:14:06,094 --> 00:14:07,929
Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it?

174
00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:11,433
Actually, I was thinking of
adding this to her collection.

175
00:14:13,935 --> 00:14:14,978
I'm sorry.

176
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:18,148
Maybe the rumors of your reform
are not exaggerated.

177
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,193
Anything's possible
when love is involved.

178
00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:22,861
If you'll excuse me.

179
00:14:29,951 --> 00:14:31,745
PIERCE: Oh, will you relax?

180
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,080
You've done him a favor.

181
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:34,581
VERONICA: But, Pierce...

182
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,377
You said it yourself.

183
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:41,630
That fat bird would never get invited
to a party like this,

184
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,634
not with those clothes,
that waddle, those flippers.

185
00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:47,260
Oswald!

186
00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:50,931
Did she mention my fine Roman nose?

187
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(GROWLS)

188
00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:57,396
- (COUGHING)
- (VERONICA SCREAMS)

189
00:14:57,854 --> 00:14:59,374
- Who was that?
- WOMAN: What happened?

190
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:01,199
MAN 1: What's going on?
MAN 2: Good heavens.

191
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,068
Pierce?

192
00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:08,156
He took her.

193
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:20,669
(WHIRRING)

194
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,682
Well, it's been over 24 hours.

195
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:38,437
I assure you that every available man
is on this case, Mr. Chapman.

196
00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:41,898
It's times like these when I wonder
why we pay you people.

197
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,900
Listen here, you simpering little twit!

198
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,069
You were foolish enough
to invite the Penguin.

199
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,404
Now it's his party.

200
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,780
(WHIRRING)

201
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,282
(GLASS SHATTERING)

202
00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:57,956
PIERCE: What is it?

203
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:02,752
The ransom note.

204
00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:06,089
He wants $1 million from her trust.

205
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:08,341
Petty cash. Easily done.

206
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,385
There's just one catch, Mr. Chapman.

207
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:14,097
- He wants you to make the drop.
- The drop?

208
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,820
Huh? (GASPS)

209
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:46,379
(GASPS)

210
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,797
(MEOWS)

211
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,218
(SIGHS)

212
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,095
"Go to the corner
of Barr and Englehart."

213
00:16:58,099 --> 00:16:59,434
Look sharp, boys.

214
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:00,852
Shouldn't be long now.

215
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:07,192
(PHONE RINGING)

216
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,200
Hello?

217
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,660
PENGUIN: <i>Boo!</i>

218
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,578
PIERCE: <i>Penguin, is that you?</i>

219
00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:21,081
It's Pierce. I've got the money.

220
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,251
I knew I could count on your kind.

221
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,461
Right, I'll just leave it here,

222
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,505
and you can pick it up
at your convenience.

223
00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:30,298
Not quite, my friend.

224
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,717
<i>Take exactly one step out of the booth,</i>

225
00:17:33,176 --> 00:17:35,303
<i>turn left and start walking.</i>

226
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:36,846
How far?

227
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,890
You'll know when you get there.

228
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,442
(PIERCE SCREAMING)

229
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:57,993
We lost him in the sewers.

230
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:10,797
PENGUIN: Time to disembark.
Don't forget your luggage. (CHUCKLES)

231
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:15,427
That's right,
just follow my mellifluous chirp.

232
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,269
(GASPS) What's happening?

233
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:31,985
VERONICA: Pierce!

234
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,321
Oh, my Lord!

235
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,531
Help!

236
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,576
I believe you two know each other.

237
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,120
Hey, what is this?

238
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:47,125
The end of the show,
when the fat bird sings. (CHUCKLES)

239
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:51,921
Ah!

240
00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:56,092
Please, Oswald. If it's money you want,
I can get you more.

241
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:57,886
Shut up!

242
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:01,014
All I wanted from you, dearie,
was a little friendship.

243
00:19:01,222 --> 00:19:05,435
That would've cost you nothing.
But now you'll pay.

244
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,771
Huh?

245
00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:13,777
I believe this calls for
an acceleration of my plans.

246
00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:21,618
It's been smashing.

247
00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:23,995
Oswald, it needn't end this way.

248
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,957
I truly was growing fond of you.
We might've been friends.

249
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,211
- We still might.
- Yes, we all might.

250
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:32,837
Sorry.

251
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:34,881
"'Tis better to have loved and lost,"

252
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:36,257
and made a small profit,

253
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"than never to have loved at all."

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(GRUNTS)

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Fashionably late, I see.

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On to Act 2.

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(WHIRRING)

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(EXPLOSION)

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Tally-ho!

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And who says opera has to be boring?

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- No!
- Help!

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(PENGUIN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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(VERONICA SCREAMING)

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(BOTH GASP)

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We'll end this on a high note.

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(SCREAMS)

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Whoa!

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(SCREAMING)

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No! (GRUNTING)

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Careful. Careful.

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VERONICA: Oswald,

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I really was growing fond of you.

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It's too bad this had to happen.

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I suppose it's true what they say.

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Society is to blame.

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High society.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)